They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.
As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Time off for good behaviour?
Cruel and unusual punishment.
“Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D
Harsh sentence
What no divorce allowed?
“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”
That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.
“Gulp”! Says the groom.
Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..
This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.
Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…
A life time sentence to hell and beyond
The all time marriage admonishment:
Don’t go to bed mad …
Stay up and FIGHT …!
(Phyllis Diller)
Undt, you vill like it!
Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!
Now they tell us. :)
Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
Time off for good behaviour?
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Baarorso almost 3 years ago
“Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D
C almost 3 years ago
Harsh sentence
Gent almost 3 years ago
What no divorce allowed?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”
exness Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Gulp”! Says the groom.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..
John9 almost 3 years ago
This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
A life time sentence to hell and beyond
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
The all time marriage admonishment:
Don’t go to bed mad …
Stay up and FIGHT …!
(Phyllis Diller)
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Undt, you vill like it!
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Now they tell us. :)
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.