Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 14, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    They spent their honeymoon in cell block #86154.

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    oldpine52  almost 3 years ago

    As they say: marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    Time off for good behaviour?

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    Wilde Bill  almost 3 years ago

    Cruel and unusual punishment.

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    Baarorso  almost 3 years ago

    “Marriage is a wonderful institution – but who wants to live in an institution?”- Grouicho Marx. ;D

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    Harsh sentence

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    What no divorce allowed?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. You may appeal the ruling at any time.”

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    exness Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s about my situation at this point. 48 years and it’s a little late to run home to Mom.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Gulp”! Says the groom.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Ralph is right….this judge is rude and crude…..

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    John9  almost 3 years ago

    This one hits really close. My late loving wife and I got married by a Judge in 1987, sadly that is what happened when she died in 2021.

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    Weddings in the Twenty-First Century…

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    A life time sentence to hell and beyond

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    The all time marriage admonishment:

    Don’t go to bed mad …

    Stay up and FIGHT …!

    (Phyllis Diller)

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Undt, you vill like it!

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    Can we move, or do we have to stay in the same house?! We want to sell!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Now they tell us. :)

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    Think of a bad marriage as serving on a ship. Every so often you take “shore leave”, if you get what I’m saying.

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