Close to Home by John McPherson for February 16, 2022

Poor Bleeb…Hang on fella, help is on the way…..Looks like an inside job. I’m guessing the cat had something to do with this mess.

They weren’t robbed. The cat did it. That’s why the bad AirBNB review reads “Meow meow meorw.” (Translation: “Nothing but dry kibble in my bowl? All their possessions must die!”)

At least that couple has their priorities straight.

I’m not fooled! Bleeb isn’t hurt… he’s passed out from the raging Rave he threw last night! Good cover story, though!

AAHH! They flattened Bleeb! The monsters!!

BLEEB!!! Oh nooo… Please little buddy. Hang on. We’re all pulling for you. Come on John, draw him in his old able self tomorrow. He’s the best part of this strip.

darn kids.

When we trust our property in the hands of strangers, strange things can happen to our property. Get a good contract and be ready to itemize damages.

Your insurance rate just went up, a lot!

Closer to reality than you think. I read a story about a burglar trying to break in a house through a window. He was caught and arrested. But his conniving lawyer brought up a minor issue with the window on how it was positioned or something like that. Now the burglar has a case where he can sue the owner

Someone’s not getting their security deposit back.

I’m convinced that the AirBnB pricing system is a complete scam for mathematical illiterates.

And you can give the visitors/guests a BAD review as well, with photos for support.

Probably your housekeeping skills.

“Guests” get reviews?

Bleeb has been warned a number of times about the type of people he has been hanging out with, I hope he has finally learned his lesson.

Lesson learned, never rent your place to a rock band.

Somebody is a poor loser from yesterday’s Conopoly game. I can smell his Lady Speed Stick.

Bleeb!!!!!!!! Speak to me!!!!!!!!! :)