Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 18, 2022

Fred’s and Ethel’s great-grandkid.

When we were just “family”, my father would plague us with his loud belches.

How unlike the home life of our own First Fambly, eh Andrew?

If you think including it in the essay increases the odds of admission, no detail is too weird

The essay should have been the tipoff the application was fake.

Chelsea Clinton was 17 at the time of this strip, btw.

When she was 12 (soon after her father was elected), Rush Limbaugh referred to her as “the White House dog.” A 12-year-old child. :-|

Doesn’t everybody eat with their feet when their alone?

Typical Arkansan.

“She’ll make a fine addition to the school sir. What she lacks in intelligence, she more than makes up for in stupidity”.

Max needs to be visited by men in dark suits and wearing dark sunglasses.

I’m not sure what the penalty is for forging a college entrance application but it’s clearly not enough.

Donald Trump has been given 21 days to pack his bags and flee to a country with no extradition treaty.

The big moral question here is—-“Should we warn the other country?”