WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 19, 2022

They’re gonna need a bigger shop.

I have never been to a hotdog place that sells any of those things. Never even heard of any of them. The craziest I’ve ever had is a Chicago dog.

We have a hot dog guru. He makes me one with everything.

It’s an idea that comes from before you were born, which of course means it never happened.

The sign on the shack looks like a dog WITH KETCHUP!!!!!!! Horror of horrors! I’ll take my good ‘old Chicago-style Vienna dog everyday,thank u………..

I’ve always spelt ketchup “catsup”

Homeopathic relish.

I believe that the creators of this strip are Danes. Such sausages may be trendy in Denmark.

My favorite is when the sauerkraut is cooking for days and is soft that it melts in your mouth

Go to Chicago, they put any thing on your dog, but don’t ask for catsup. They will throw your ass into Lake Michigan!

NO KETCHUP!! Just mustard and onions, Please.

And they use the ol’ “Phillip Morris” business model. You give them your money, they give you cancer.

I used to put ketchup on mine. Now it’s chili and white slaw.

The only place I ever had expensive hot dogs was at the ballpark/stadium, the only reason they’re expensive is because you’re at the ballpark/stadium…..and anything but Stadium Mustard is too messy.

Must be somewhere in California.