A woman is brought before a judge after being charged with beating her husband with his guitar collection. “First offender?” asked the judge. The woman spoke up, “First a Gibson, then a Fender.”
It’ll just be a few centuries till electricity is tamed. Some guy in Waukesha, just 6-miles down the road, invented the thing, but today’s warped-versions justify the “mute” button on TV remotes.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The will is read by an heir friar.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
he should know there are strings attached!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good visual pun. Very good.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
Heir, heir! I contest this will. This young man engages with strumpets.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Who gets the amp?
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Party on, Nephew!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Now he can start his own re-moat castle band….
pathamil almost 3 years ago
“Excellent! ♬♪♩♬♪♩”
Chief Inspector almost 3 years ago
who will get the heir dryer?
Display almost 3 years ago
There’s something fishy here. But the executor is probably just pro-bait.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
And in the ’toon, we see the nephew doing the first heir pump.
Malph almost 3 years ago
The rest are in the first heir band!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Move over, Pastis. There’s a new Pun-Master in town and his name is Hilburn!
jel354 almost 3 years ago
The heir is not a parent.
Smitman56 almost 3 years ago
Oh crikey! Just popped in this forum and found a bunch of heir heads. Gotta go.
stamps almost 3 years ago
Heir today, gone tomorrow.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
A woman is brought before a judge after being charged with beating her husband with his guitar collection. “First offender?” asked the judge. The woman spoke up, “First a Gibson, then a Fender.”
Herd of Turtles almost 3 years ago
This really struck a chord with me.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
It’ll just be a few centuries till electricity is tamed. Some guy in Waukesha, just 6-miles down the road, invented the thing, but today’s warped-versions justify the “mute” button on TV remotes.
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
You know, this joke doesn’t require royalty. But I guess Scott wanted some kind of visual interest.