Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 11, 2022

Pretty much every guy around on Valentine’s day.

I gave my love a rose, she smelled it with her nose.

No, I think it’s still Valentine’s day but Happy Hour just ended.

Bunged us a couple of bottles as well….

Maybe it’s a gay bar.

Maybe it’s a Divorce Lawyers bar?

You know a curse is vile when it includes a skull.

Reminds me of the recruitment scene in “The Patriot” where Mel Gibson’s character shouts out “Long Live King George!”…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQgjyaJqkI

Yup. A true singles bar. Lots of guys wanting to meet women gathering around a watering hole to talk sh1t about the women they’ve met.

Quick Bung, check if any of those bottles had anything left in ’em!

Quick, catch one of those bottles! Enjoy a drink on February 15th.

Saint Valentine was martyred in Rome during the reign of Emperor Claudius III. We’re not sure when his day was first celebrated but it was well established by the seventeenth century as Samuel Pepys mentions it several times in his diaries.

Yep…works for me

Seems to me to be the reaction you would get from a bar full of married guys.

I found out watching “Jeopardy” that moats were also sewers.

It’s amazing how the bottles flew through the door.