Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2022

I wish Rat would remember not to use that word when it comes to his opinions.

I never quit. I just take a break. Sometimes extended…

y’know what they say ‘bout sharing: it’s caring

At least Rat is honest about it…

Why did you share that with us, Rat?

I’ve seen where a lot of people are the first to post on any given day and just have to say, “First to post”. Can anyone tell me what the big freaking deal is about being the first???

Am I the only one to notice that goat also said his word?

Rat must be one of those who reads a comic (or anything else for that matter) and enjoys it but never hits the like button or shares it. It’s free to like and share, folks. Don’t be stingy about it.

I never quit, either. The key is not to start in the first place!

Is sharing a Retweet?

Sharing?! What’s in it for me?

Not only does Rat not share, he doesn’t care. There’s an old saying about not giving a rat’s ass.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.

I also have a word like that: rhombicosidodecahedron. I have never used it in a “normal” conversation.

I ain’t quitting in my journey to get into showbiz.

They say winners never quit and quitters never win. / What a spot that puts me in. / You cannot quit until you begin. / And that’s the way it’s always been.

So there. 8>)

Goat doesn’t have much of a vocabulary.

I’ve just realized that Rat is the happiest person I know!

Does Rat’s realization that speaking is sharing mean that we won’t be hearing from him anymore?

I dont get it?

just say your taking a break for life

Where are the Crocs, Pastis? We want them! Just ask Bruce Shopsky!

Now that the word is part of his vocabulary, it will make giving up easier.

That’s the nasty rat I love to hate!

this is a pretty bad pearls7/10 not the best but not the worst

’Have you quit yet" sounds like something that would come from Rat, not from Pig!

Rat is full of self-recognition; but also selfishness.

You get what you pay for, Goat (= nothing)….

Oh no! Ratsss you said it

Do you know what day most exercise/diets start on? Tomorrow!