Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 06, 2022

With ears like that you need to be selective.

Fred, most guys have that kind of hearing if we are being honest…

Newsflash! Most all dogs do. Only a few important words register like dinner, walk, treat, and the most important ones: I love you.

“Who’s a good dog..”

”BLAH… BLAH… BLAH… WALKIES… BLAH… BLAH… SH!T…”

“Yes, that’s what comes of walkies, then!!”

blah b!ah blah ginger …… classic far side

Once you say walkie nothing else matters !

Like Charlie Brown’s school teacher

Yes Fred, we had noticed!!!

Focusing on the important aspects of life, yes.