B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 17, 2022

“That’s not ready-to-assemble. That’s a do-in-yourself”.

Tree: Hey! WTF dude!!

And if you’re on a budget and have lots of time, I can sell you this packet of seeds.

If he is pointing to the tree, would that be a cedar trunk? (And would you consider a cedar trunk as being furniture?)

some disassembly required.

ITREEA

The BC version of IKEA…

Good thing that this is a cartoon or it wouldn’t work.

But, if you make a dresser out of it, it comes with two chipmunks.

And after that, you can thresh your own wheat for bread.

This is “back to basics” carried to an extreme.

He’s can’t hear right so he went out on a limb….

This reminds me of a picture of a box full of snow with a sign reading “DIY snowman kit”

Pre- IKEA!

Oak is better for furniture.

I like flat-Pack furniture. I mean it looks okay and it holds up the TV or whatever. I’m not gathering “generational” furniture here. I just wanna keep the TV and my underwear off the floor. …mostly.

For an additional fee, we can throw in a Swedish guy named Hans

Too bad saws haven’t yet been invented…

Besides that hickory table I definitely see two lamps, a salad bowl and enough kindling to last at least 2 winters.

The possibilities are endless……

Yes, the sculpture must see the hidden object. I only see toothpicks.

Someone sell Peter a hair dye kit, blonde.

“You and I have very different definitions of the word ‘ready.’”

I want to see the IKEA instructions for that hickory table.