Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2022

It can really pay to have a positive attitude.

A “No” from each of them means “Yes” to him.

Don’t talk with your mouth full.

He knew he was on a fool’s errand to begin with. But a conscience salved is a conscience saved.

You may be on to something there.

There’s a method to Bung’s madness.

Sharing?! What’s in it for me?

Unfortunately with my type II Diabetes, I’ve been off of chocolates for years now.

He wasn’t even trying with that last one.

Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate it…

Being a “Valentine” isn’t a commitment. It’s an excuse. Use it or lose it.

Even when’s he’s sober, they shun his advances…

If this is the holiday for couples, why isn’t there a holiday for singles?

I always get myself chocolates so I’m sure to get the kinds I like.

HIPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

Next, order two drinks…

Too bad. The ladies are bountifully filled!

Ah yes. Time to get the diabetes and cavities off the charts again.

They may not be into you, Bung, but there’s more chocolate for you!

Works for me.