Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 15, 2022

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    mddshubby2005  almost 3 years ago

    He’s a sham-pagne!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  almost 3 years ago

    But you still sparkle.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    Never could trust Ancestry. Identical twins got tested, came out as two different backgrounds.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    Vouvray is on my doorstep…

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You are really from Château Knockoff.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  almost 3 years ago

    You were purchased at a Walmart, deal with it.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    The elites (the woke) will (or are trying to) make you feel like you are not as good as them.

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    GreenT267  almost 3 years ago

    We have come a long way from Shakespeare’s “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet,” [Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II]. Juliet is telling Romeo that a name is just a name, a convention with no meaning behind it, that names themselves do not hold worth nor meaning; they simply act as labels to distinguish one thing from another. We now use names/labels to establish the quality of an object or person. ’It’s a [insert name brand], it must be good!’

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    Cerabooge  almost 3 years ago

    At least sparkling wine is still sparkling wine. Can’t say the same about honey, olive oil, or organic cotton – and probably a lot of other things.

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    triathlete1066 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just like if it’s not from the Frankenstein region of Germany, it’s just a “sparkling monster.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Check with Julio Gallo.

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    StratmanRon  almost 3 years ago

    From the trailerpark region of Wisconsin.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Horror of horrors! MISLABELED! How could his parents have NOT TOLD him!

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