The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for February 07, 2022

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    John Chua  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a lot more than 5 bucks nowadays…

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 3 years ago

    I first started drinking coffee on my job in college. The boss would send me across the street to get him a cup of black coffee. He did not like black coffee, but he liked getting his money’s worth more… we worked in a supermarket and he would grab a can of evaporated milk. He take a sip of coffee and add milk, and repeat until it was the way he liked it. But he got a full cup, dammit!

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 3 years ago

    I feel, hundreds of years ago, someone said “I really like drinking milk with sugar, but people make fun of me. There has to be something I can add that will stop that.”

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    And you’ll probably have to put the muffin on a ‘buy now, pay later’ plan.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    I need to stay awake because the goats won’t settle down. What is keeping them awake and jumpy?

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That coffee that cost 25 cents was terrible. Just awful. Cafe Americano was code around the world for “brown liquid that tastes like paint.” Yes, coffee costs a lot more now, but it tastes much better.

    Also, don’t ignore inflation. That 25 cents from when I was a kid is now almost $2. And inflation isn’t some newfangled invention — I remember my dad complaining that coffee used to be a nickel.

    If you want to recreate the old days, get the cheapest instant coffee you can find at a discount grocery store, use half the recommended amount, and then boil it for 5 hours in a percolator that hasn’t been cleaned for years. Yum!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 3 years ago

    StarBigBucks

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    rick_e_bear Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Friends don’t let friends drink Starclucks.

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