Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 15, 2022

“Ca{r}nage”.

How many under the age of sixty have actually played kick the can?

Wow, that’s an old can. Don’t believe me? Just look at its top. We haven’t open cans like that in YEARS!

Mondo Cane?

Just wait until the goat comes along and slobbers all over your label.

I like that the metal container has ©anthropomorphic tendencies. That would be enough to make anyone flip their lid.

reduce, reuse, recycle

perfect expression of typical human behavior.

At least they’ve got a “can do” attitude!

Played kick the can growing up, what a brutal sport….

Don’t forget “disrespected.” (It was full of cooked spinach)

It’s a Progresso Soup Can.

You’ll probably get your revenge with that jagged lid.

“I can’t play kick the can alone!”

— Classic Twilight Zone episode, “Kick the Can,” which aired almost exactly (Feb. 9) 60 years ago.

Can it, you kids!

This comic panel was sponsored by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Food Cans.