Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for February 13, 2022

“It’s almost like she has ‘Elf on a shelf’ in every room, ALL YEAR LONG…”

Yup. It’s a mystery…..

Mothers were the first forensic experts.

Moms know everything. I think though, most of it is process of elimination. She didn’t do it. Dad wouldn’t do it. Sooo, who done it?

Mom’s have a sixth sense for this sort of thing, see. ;)

You could be the martyr and only implicate yourself. Lick Doug’s face clean!

You don’t think we left any clues, do you?

Nah, we are clueless

You can help yourselves get rid of the evidence.

Mom’s ALWAYS know, Sophie. ALWAYS.

It helps to have eyes in the backs of their heads.