Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 14, 2022

followed by a warranty for the warranty’s warranty

Tony’s QOTD: Do you know where your warranties are?

With my luck? Expired.

Have you tried organizing your papers?

My wife keeps a warranty file.

Please note: the first words printed on the warranty, “Do Not Return Item to Seller.”

I keep all those papers and manuals in the drawer under the dryer.

I surprised he hasn’t received a phone call about his warranty.

Hey, don’t give them ideas!

1) No, you need an index for the warranty

2) It expired yesterday