Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for February 22, 2022

Because you are asleep after you hit “Snooze”.

Because sleep feels better than exercise

Time dilates with motion. Or at least the perception of it does.

Well, answer him, don’t leave him hanging.

The two minute warning can take 10 minutes. But 15 minutes at the mall can take hours.

This is why I exercise at 5 AM. I’m half way through it before I wake up.

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”

—Albert Einstein

Why? Because, obviously, they are1

Worst pace scenario.

I need to be able to do cartoon exercises where I can hover indefinitely while griping about it.

Because time flies when you’re having fun.