Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 19, 2022

Until you do something bad. Then he knows your name.

It’s “Doggy”. They’re all named “Doggy”.

You have a name!?

Or dammit

Fido

Not bad nick names though, you got to admit……

That’s because “Commander” is a dumb dog or sports team name. The owner can’t remember “Major” either. Don’t ever name a dog similar to “come” or “fetch.”

Are you talking about the Washington Commanders? It’s a perfect name for a team from DC. The WC’s as in Water Closets – - Bathrooms.

like steven wright, you could name your dog “stay”…