Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 08, 2022

Even in your jock-o underwear.

Don’t make a mess on my samurai fighting bath matt

Before you can potty train a Samurai you need a 憚り.

…this is misinformation…

…from the shadow government…

…Samurai are potty trained…

…they are just so in tu n e with their bodies that they never have to poop…

…and some do have potty mouths…

…Tom Cruise played one once…

…his performance was so acute that that was where he at 5’ 6" could play a 6’ 5" Jack Reacher…

…I can’t wait until he plays Mike Pence …

Uh huh . . . They snuck in while I was gone, and you, being all alone here, were unable to stop them?

Know them by their works.

Isn’t that where Sumo wrestling came from?

When they’re born, they hit the ground, running, jumping, chop chop chopping, everything in sight! Well, one even knocked out his own mother….there’s no time to be wasted, he must complete his journey as written by his ancestors…chop chop chopping his way through life….he wonders, though, when will the gods send a sign to him to get rid of this heavy, soaked loaded diaper….it’s been a really crappy trip from day one….waiting for a sign to unload….relief is just a dream

“They seek him here, they seek him there;

Those frenchies seek him everywhere.

Is he in heaven, or is he in hell?

That demmed elusive Pimpernel…”

Who knows where Samurai “go?”

The shadow dog doo…

Samurai in grocery store.

Clean up in aisle 3. Going on aisle 4….traveling….. 5

For no particular reason:

https://youtu.be/9c49aDWrzeA

 

Apropos of Nothing in Particular Headline of the Day

 

ᴢᴏᴏ ʜɪʀᴇs ᴍᴀʀᴠɪɴ ɢᴀʏᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴋᴇʏs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ

 

https://tinyurl.com/GayeMonkeyMood

Oh, N E S T L E S, Nestles makes the very best, choc late. Snap!

“Unpotty-trained Samurai” and “Farting Ninjas” – Silent But Deadly!

That’s what the ninjas want you to think. They are tired of the samurai getting all the glory. So they have laid a plan, like a flaming bag of dog poop on your doorstep. It’s quite impressive, really. Do you even realize the skill involved in stealthily defecating in plain sight?

Would you care to tell Toshiro Mifune that he needs to use a toilet instead of the sidewalk?

Those shadow animals make a good point, Although handle W/care. The more youtoot the more they nip. Let’s have Toot’s for every bite on The Lips..

Why don’t they just use the bushido like everyone else?

Like a shadow, Ninja Dog strikes, jabbing always at the unpotty-trained Samurai!

While in the Orient, Lamont Cranston has learned the strange hypnotic power to cloud men’s minds so they cannot see his hand-shadow Insult Pooch, Shadow Ninja Dog’s mortal enemies, the Unpotty-trained Samurai, have been tracking him across time and space now relentlessly for the entire duration of this cartoon (one day? Two? More?). But they cannot wield their Katana against a Shadow Ninja Dog!

Not only unpotty-trained, but also terribly frustrated.

Froglandia’s liberal policy of granting visas to anyone may require some re-thinking in this case….