Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 24, 2022

Only one.

Must be a Canadian cop

Next time use the broom and fly over the cops!

Psst! Offer him a slice.

Maybe if you offer him a slice.

He could smell it on her breath!!

Really……….?

This is when you needed Gaylord to be your “designated driver”, Broomie!

She should have gotten extra garlic.

She must have a stomach almost as big as she is.

Did Broom Hilda borrow a sports car? Doesn’t look like her trusty Plymouth!

How can a three thousand year old witch have the digestion of a teenager?

Maybe air pollution from the exhaust?

Not to mention it’s a circle made of triangles served in a square box! ☺ (Thanks, Sheldon!)

Don’t belch, you’ll be charged with assaulting an officer.

They put liquor on pizza???

It’s good thing I don’t drive anymore if that’s an infraction.

Down with the food police.

For that offense? I’’d gladly be pulled over, but don’t expect me to share my pizza with you, osafer….