Maybe Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk can give you a lift next time up.
I dunno Goat, that seems reasonable to me.
Take a LONGER nap…
Get rocket. Put Rat in rocket. Send rocket to the moon.
Tell Musk that his colonists are gonna want bacon when they get to Mars. Then pig may have a new problem.
He got 99 problems but Pigita ain’t one.
“Beam me up, Scotty.”
Pig for president!
Pig….in…spaaace
Pig, the “Astro-not”!
3. Send back a note saying “so long and thanks for all the fish”.
Don’t worries, Pig. Elon Musk is on the job!
Go to city park, buy …stufff…., get happily stoned. Tried and tested method.
“There’s no home like space. There’s no home like space.”
Look for the next Marshall Applewhite.
Save a seat for me!!!
We need you here, Pig. You’re more important than you know.
The technology’s there; all he needs is a few billion dollars. Now all he needs is a list of steps to acquire the money.
Mine was, “get nuke, aim at Washington, D.C.”
It looks like Pig is squeezing cheeks.
hello… Elan…
Pig looks like he’s constipated while sitting on the porcelain throne.
“Never go anyplace without trees!”
Well, one doesn’t have to pay taxes on the moon… I don’t think.
Unfortunately, there’s nowhere to go to. And you have to come back. Buy a desert island instead,
How about putting Rat in the rocket? Not only will you finally be rid of that pesky vermin, but he’ll be the first rodent in space.
Pig is not the only one who came up with the concept, unfortunately he is not a one per-center like Bezos, Sir Richard Branson or Elon Musk thus he will never have the coin to follow his dream.
Pig is unreal in his expectations of life ….and does nothing about anything….
You don’t need a rocket to leave the planet Pig. Read ‘The Little Prince’ for details.
Sorry, Pig. I’ve been waiting a good 45 years for my star cruiser…
Elon’s basic approach to life. So, it’s affordable to SOME now.
Some billionaires had the same idea. But they didn’t realize that they had to come back.
Take the whole cable news media from both sides of the isle with you
Elon’s working on it as fast as he can, Pig.
(Cue the Musk haters in 3…2…1…)
Yeah, there are no problems out there.
You can hitch a ride on one of those gazillionaire’s spaceships for measly millions, Pig. That’s within your price range, isn’t it?
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Maybe Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk can give you a lift next time up.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 3 years ago
I dunno Goat, that seems reasonable to me.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Take a LONGER nap…
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
Get rocket. Put Rat in rocket. Send rocket to the moon.
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
Tell Musk that his colonists are gonna want bacon when they get to Mars. Then pig may have a new problem.
DennisinSeattle almost 3 years ago
He got 99 problems but Pigita ain’t one.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
“Beam me up, Scotty.”
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Pig for president!
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
Pig….in…spaaace
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Pig, the “Astro-not”!
dadoctah almost 3 years ago
3. Send back a note saying “so long and thanks for all the fish”.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Don’t worries, Pig. Elon Musk is on the job!
AndreasMartin almost 3 years ago
Go to city park, buy …stufff…., get happily stoned. Tried and tested method.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“There’s no home like space. There’s no home like space.”
Kayak_Brian almost 3 years ago
Look for the next Marshall Applewhite.
adunano367 almost 3 years ago
Save a seat for me!!!
akachman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
We need you here, Pig. You’re more important than you know.
cornshell almost 3 years ago
The technology’s there; all he needs is a few billion dollars. Now all he needs is a list of steps to acquire the money.
HunterIsACriminal almost 3 years ago
Mine was, “get nuke, aim at Washington, D.C.”
Wirepuncher almost 3 years ago
It looks like Pig is squeezing cheeks.
HOTLOTUS1 almost 3 years ago
hello… Elan…
mail2jbl almost 3 years ago
Pig looks like he’s constipated while sitting on the porcelain throne.
Call me Ishmael almost 3 years ago
“Never go anyplace without trees!”
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Well, one doesn’t have to pay taxes on the moon… I don’t think.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Unfortunately, there’s nowhere to go to. And you have to come back. Buy a desert island instead,
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
How about putting Rat in the rocket? Not only will you finally be rid of that pesky vermin, but he’ll be the first rodent in space.
TampaFanatic1 almost 3 years ago
Pig is not the only one who came up with the concept, unfortunately he is not a one per-center like Bezos, Sir Richard Branson or Elon Musk thus he will never have the coin to follow his dream.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Pig is unreal in his expectations of life ….and does nothing about anything….
Eristic almost 3 years ago
You don’t need a rocket to leave the planet Pig. Read ‘The Little Prince’ for details.
txmystic almost 3 years ago
Sorry, Pig. I’ve been waiting a good 45 years for my star cruiser…
MichiganMitten almost 3 years ago
Elon’s basic approach to life. So, it’s affordable to SOME now.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Some billionaires had the same idea. But they didn’t realize that they had to come back.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Take the whole cable news media from both sides of the isle with you
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
Elon’s working on it as fast as he can, Pig.
(Cue the Musk haters in 3…2…1…)
wiatr almost 3 years ago
Yeah, there are no problems out there.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
You can hitch a ride on one of those gazillionaire’s spaceships for measly millions, Pig. That’s within your price range, isn’t it?