Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 21, 2022

Maybe Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk can give you a lift next time up.

I dunno Goat, that seems reasonable to me.

Take a LONGER nap…

Get rocket. Put Rat in rocket. Send rocket to the moon.

Tell Musk that his colonists are gonna want bacon when they get to Mars. Then pig may have a new problem.

He got 99 problems but Pigita ain’t one.

“Beam me up, Scotty.”

Pig for president!

Pig….in…spaaace

Pig, the “Astro-not”!

3. Send back a note saying “so long and thanks for all the fish”.

Don’t worries, Pig. Elon Musk is on the job!

Go to city park, buy …stufff…., get happily stoned. Tried and tested method.

“There’s no home like space. There’s no home like space.”

Look for the next Marshall Applewhite.

Save a seat for me!!!

We need you here, Pig. You’re more important than you know.

The technology’s there; all he needs is a few billion dollars. Now all he needs is a list of steps to acquire the money.

Mine was, “get nuke, aim at Washington, D.C.”

It looks like Pig is squeezing cheeks.

hello… Elan…

Pig looks like he’s constipated while sitting on the porcelain throne.

“Never go anyplace without trees!”

Well, one doesn’t have to pay taxes on the moon… I don’t think.

Unfortunately, there’s nowhere to go to. And you have to come back. Buy a desert island instead,

How about putting Rat in the rocket? Not only will you finally be rid of that pesky vermin, but he’ll be the first rodent in space.

Pig is not the only one who came up with the concept, unfortunately he is not a one per-center like Bezos, Sir Richard Branson or Elon Musk thus he will never have the coin to follow his dream.

Pig is unreal in his expectations of life ….and does nothing about anything….

You don’t need a rocket to leave the planet Pig. Read ‘The Little Prince’ for details.

Sorry, Pig. I’ve been waiting a good 45 years for my star cruiser…

Elon’s basic approach to life. So, it’s affordable to SOME now.

Some billionaires had the same idea. But they didn’t realize that they had to come back.

Take the whole cable news media from both sides of the isle with you

Elon’s working on it as fast as he can, Pig.

(Cue the Musk haters in 3…2…1…)

Yeah, there are no problems out there.

You can hitch a ride on one of those gazillionaire’s spaceships for measly millions, Pig. That’s within your price range, isn’t it?