Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 20, 1998

A racehorse and a jockey walk into a bar. The bartender asks the jockey what he wants, and he orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender asks the horse what he wants, but the horse ignores him and continues watching the race results on the TV. The bartender is confused. He asks again, louder this time. The horse ignores him again. The bartender is even more confused. He asks the jockey, “What’d I say?” The jockey replies, “It’s not you, he’s really excited for his result to be posted. All he’s talked about all day, see. He really has a one-track mind!”

You can’t force a kid to say what you want them to, especially a baby!