When I was a kid, the bossman drank his coffee black; mine was “candied”. I thought one day I would get some coffee black just so I could make fun of the boss for drinking such nastiness. Forty-five years later I’m still drinking it black wondering why anyone would ruin good coffee with cream and sugar. Coffee, black, please.
My Aunt gave me coffee when I was in grade school. Well, she put some coffee in cream and sugar and called it coffee. I had it with turtle(shaped) pancakes and bacon. I ate and drank it while watching Captain Kangaroo. Good times, that.
A coffee connoisseur could tell you what specific sub-species of coffee and where is was grown and what particulars about the dirt is is grown in. Katy would just tell you it tastes like dirt, which would be just as accurate. You can have your dried ground beans that may have been pooped out by one of several animals. I prefer my morning hot water poured over chopped leaves with maybe a bit of flavouring derived from a little citrus fruit. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Before JL Picard was on the bridge.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Adam has grounds for suspicion!
seanfear over 2 years ago
… so she did tell him that before, didn’t she?
C over 2 years ago
No manipulation there
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
When you say it tastes like something, the common assumption is that you regularly eat that something.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
“It’s a game you have played many times.”
Doctor Toon over 2 years ago
I know my Nuclear Coffee will never win flavor awards and my weirdness could win awards
I dont need some snot nosed elementary school kid to tell me that, I have a teenager
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
I’ll say this for Adam—he really knows his kids!!
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
The first taste of coffee. First beer. First cigarette. Amazing that people (and I’m guilty) try these things a second time.
HunterIsACriminal over 2 years ago
Coffee, black.
When I was a kid, the bossman drank his coffee black; mine was “candied”. I thought one day I would get some coffee black just so I could make fun of the boss for drinking such nastiness. Forty-five years later I’m still drinking it black wondering why anyone would ruin good coffee with cream and sugar. Coffee, black, please.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good for you Adam!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
My Aunt gave me coffee when I was in grade school. Well, she put some coffee in cream and sugar and called it coffee. I had it with turtle(shaped) pancakes and bacon. I ate and drank it while watching Captain Kangaroo. Good times, that.
well-i-never over 2 years ago
Be a stute. The world needs more stutes.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago
“…especially after I’ve had my coffee.”
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago
“tastes like dirt”
Must be adding Scotch to his coffee…
Dani Rice over 2 years ago
This sounds so familiar – Hubby and me. He likes the way it smells, but doesn’t care for the taste, and that’s putting it mildly!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
After 176 efforts on her part….
sandflea over 2 years ago
With Adam, it’s more @ss toot than astute.
amaneaux over 2 years ago
Well, she’s not wrong.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
A real, little girl just goes “eewww” when you bring it into the room and holds her nose.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
A coffee connoisseur could tell you what specific sub-species of coffee and where is was grown and what particulars about the dirt is is grown in. Katy would just tell you it tastes like dirt, which would be just as accurate. You can have your dried ground beans that may have been pooped out by one of several animals. I prefer my morning hot water poured over chopped leaves with maybe a bit of flavouring derived from a little citrus fruit. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. Before JL Picard was on the bridge.
dnotkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m sure that you can.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
state beverage of RI is coffee milk