Close to Home by John McPherson for March 10, 2022

i don’t want to know where she is hiding it…please!

Her lips are sealed… ;o)

Don’t get too close to that detector Dad your Braces my set it off.

Hey Bleeb, this may detect Dalcon when he’s carrying his sword.

Too late now.

“BEEEEP!” “Green Plaid Alert!”

Is Bleeb telling her to stop, or just waving HI?

Wonder how they detect her secret tattoos?

Only used for belly button piercing.

Bleeb doesn’t look quite right. Is he sick?

don’t worry. it’s not a piercing, it’s just her gun

…and also finding tattoos

I pierced my own ears when I was 13 because I was tired of losing the “fake piercies” and it took my mom months to notice! By then they were healed.

What about underwire bras?

Never mind; it’s just her old-school braces…

Now she’ll be getting tats instead.

Some kids have been secretly getting braces to improve dental hygiene. This will help crack down on this as well.

What about people with metal holding their insides together?

They won’t set off the metal detector.

I want to know where she’s hiding it.

If you cant see it…why do you care?