Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2022

that is about how long it takes to pay them off i guess!

Then he asked for the password.

Who says God has no sense of humor?

Guess it’s not St. Pete’s job to forgive that.

Must’ve been an American.

HEY, you’re walking all over my stored data up there!!

Yup, you’re in. Just pick which ex-wife you want to spend eternity with. Has heart attack, dies again.

It will be a cold day in hell ……………

“Hey, wait a minute! I paid off my loans, so let me in!”

“No can do… you’ve still got that Columbia Record Club thing!”

Who makes out, with gouging students, is the loan companies…

Anyone think that St Pete looks more like Jerry Garcia? I was wondering what happened to him!

If this were indeed possible, the financial sector would already have had it codified into law.

I grew up in poverty, and was only able to get through college on a work-study program plus taking the maximum amount of student loans. It took me 7 years to pay them off, and doing so was a very personally satisfying experience. I obtained a practical degree (BBA) which enabled me to have a very good career and a good life, and to paraphrase a very old commercial, I did it the old fashioned way, I earned it, something not too many of today’s kids can say, unfortunately for them.

Oh no! That pale looking Bleeb is in Heaven! Did he die, or is he just visiting?

It’s nice to see that Bleeb is on the right side of the wall, in spite of all of those dresses / skirts he has looked up.

I’m pretty sure that’s one of the commandments they are breaking

Ahhh, so now we know. Heaven is run by Republicans.

Psalm 37:12 Gods sense of humor

And that’s what Limbo is for.

Nice to see Bleeb in heaven

This is actually kind of sad. I know it’s satire, but still…

Wouldn’t that fall under the wages of sin, borrowing money and not wanting to pay it back?