Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2022

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    that is about how long it takes to pay them off i guess!

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    Then he asked for the password.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Who says God has no sense of humor?

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    Guess it’s not St. Pete’s job to forgive that.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    Must’ve been an American.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    HEY, you’re walking all over my stored data up there!!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Yup, you’re in. Just pick which ex-wife you want to spend eternity with. Has heart attack, dies again.

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    It will be a cold day in hell ……………

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Hey, wait a minute! I paid off my loans, so let me in!”

    “No can do… you’ve still got that Columbia Record Club thing!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Who makes out, with gouging students, is the loan companies…

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    Anyone think that St Pete looks more like Jerry Garcia? I was wondering what happened to him!

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    mfrasca  almost 3 years ago

    If this were indeed possible, the financial sector would already have had it codified into law.

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    Aficionado  almost 3 years ago

    I grew up in poverty, and was only able to get through college on a work-study program plus taking the maximum amount of student loans. It took me 7 years to pay them off, and doing so was a very personally satisfying experience. I obtained a practical degree (BBA) which enabled me to have a very good career and a good life, and to paraphrase a very old commercial, I did it the old fashioned way, I earned it, something not too many of today’s kids can say, unfortunately for them.

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Oh no! That pale looking Bleeb is in Heaven! Did he die, or is he just visiting?

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    Aficionado  almost 3 years ago

    It’s nice to see that Bleeb is on the right side of the wall, in spite of all of those dresses / skirts he has looked up.

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that’s one of the commandments they are breaking

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    ForALaugh Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ahhh, so now we know. Heaven is run by Republicans.

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Psalm 37:12 Gods sense of humor

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    brick10  almost 3 years ago

    And that’s what Limbo is for.

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    diabloridr  almost 3 years ago

    Nice to see Bleeb in heaven

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    Lola85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is actually kind of sad. I know it’s satire, but still…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t that fall under the wages of sin, borrowing money and not wanting to pay it back?

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