Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 05, 2022

It’s only a couple zeros

Isn’t it too bad that HST wasn’t alive during the Trump era? Or Mike Royko for that matter?

Home schooling with Duke is a bit limited, but you would think he would teach the kid to count money.

“With $10,000, we’d be millionaires!” — Homer Simpson

TRUMP: “When you walk into a room, people sense the presence of evil.”

I wonder who told him that. I doubt he noticed it for himself.

I think Trump may have had the same influence on Putin!!

Jersey. The land of hundred mile malls, pine trees, and toxic waste. Rent a condo, live in your car, vacation on weekends.

That is one humongous load of irony in the second panel.

Duke, GET. THE. CASH. UP. FRONT. And check for counterfeit.

Trump wouldn’t get hired goons, he’d stoop even lower and get lawyers instead…

MBA from Trump University

Donnie’s gotta go meet with his buds in the Jersey Mafia…

I’m sure Duke is minimizing his role in Earl’s education or lack thereof.

Well, apparently it worked for Trump. Love him or hate him, he’s rich.

Stanley says, “Is a million dollars more than a thousand dollars?” to which Ollie replys, “YES! It’s twice as much.”

TFG would tell us that $1,000 × 10 makes him a billionaire.

Trump is the presence and essence of evil. He doesn’t need Duke for that.

Get the money up front Duke or you’ll never see it.

Trump never pays off his contracts.

Trump is projecting his characteristics onto others again.

Sad to say that in 4 of the states we lived in (Navy nomads) where I payed attention, the parent homeschooling needed no accreditation, not even a high school diploma in order to homeschool the children. There are very few restrictions on the practice.

How old is Earl in this story line?

Duke, this is the voice from the future. Get the money up front.

What Boomer with a View said.

Antichrist thing?

What a sick group of wanna-be pundits.

Earl (did we ever find out the genesis of his name?) must be using the Official Trump Definition of “millionaire”.

Moral of story: Trump is and always has been a liar, a cheat, a con man and a crook. HeII, we were reading about his garbage back in the 80s.

He’s never been good at math.

His son can’t multiply correctly! But, $10,000 is a good sum for working 10 days!

I can only imagine what homeschooling means in that kid’s world.