Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 26, 2022

this is why you’re in school, lad: to also learn about metaphors, analogies, and correlations!

What’s a metaphor? Why, to keep cows in.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Are your ducks orderly?

Viaduct? Ducktape? Daisy, Donald Fauntleroy, Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Scrooge Mc?

He did in his own way.

Make that U wider in panel one. I thought this strip was leaving family territory today.

You can’t make a row without at least two.

It’s a paradox!

Ah, just study…….mumbles……

Still haven’t learned have you?…..

Am I the only one that font fooled into thinking it a different word in the first panel?

If the test is on composition the kid is in trouble

I almost read “ducks” in Peter’s Panel 1 balloon as, uh, another word…!

I got my ducks in a row. They wanted me to stand in front of the barn wall. That’s when I noticed they were armed with little tiny rifles. I told them they could disperse to the pond. I went back on my meds.

“why a duck?”

Are we all headed for verbal dessication? Should Dad have said, “Grunt, Snort, Study book, learn good, get good smart, then Dad be proud!!! Grunt, snort.” ?!?