Ben by Daniel Shelton for March 04, 2022

I could use such a device. :D. My husband, on the other hand, would find the chip that makes it talk and pull it (then take a hammer to it.)

I would love a fridge like that!

“Average” piece of cheesecake? Who eats only average??

I don’t think you’re supposed to put bananas in the fridge.

mute that thing Ben, mute it now

leaving the frig door open that long to hear the stats means it will have to run longer to get back to the proper temp. solution; don’t buy the items that will be tempting to ruin your diet.

“I hate you too, old man. You leave my door open for way too long.”

Smart-@$$ed fridge

You know frig, you life expectancy is getting shorter and shorter.

Time to disable the talking device, Ben!

Cruelty is overgrown.

i’d put the banana on the cheesecake