Ben by Daniel Shelton for March 07, 2022

Did you wash the spaghetti tool before handing it to Liv?

Kramer did something similar on Seinfeld.

Those things make great back scratchers.

Scratch your back against the doorframe, Ben! And that spot is called the Acnestis.

Dude, get OUT of my kitchen! My husband knows better ;)

Now if we could stop my father-in-law from cleaning the utensils and bowls and stuff I’m using to make dinner, or a cake, or whatever before I’m done using them.. ARGH

Wash it off NOW. WITH SOAP

Ben could have a ruler?

i hope he washed it. If not, I am ordering out!

Good thing it wasn’t jock itch.

A good backscratcher. Hope she washed it off before serving with it, if she did serve with it.

She should be glad it was his back that needed scratching.