Pickles by Brian Crane for November 08, 2009

Sometimes it just isn’t worth asking for help

That’s a dammed good question. I empathize with Earl. I can’t even get a fitted twin folded neatly .

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You put them on the bed

A guy (yes, a guy!) shows how to fold fitted sheets at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHTyH2nuFAw

I think that might be a better job than my own folding.

Thanks for the link Proginoskes. I’ve always had trouble folding them and they’re a mess. Only problem with this guy’s expert folding is when you have the sheets in the linen closet you might not be able to tell the difference between the fitted sheet and the flat sheet just by looking at them.

Looks easy, I’ll have to try that.

just like a parachute - put the corners together and keep folding.

I prefer Earl’s method.

Hey, my husband and I fold sheets together - he grabs one end, I grab the other, and we meet in the middle with a kiss! That’s how we fold the flat sheets, too.

Here’s hoping that I can remember those instructions when my wife asks me to fold the sheets. I can’t remember jokes and they are much more interesting, but we shall see.

And I thought Martha Stewart was obsessive-compulsive!

I used to know a lady who owned a laundramat, and they had a laundry service for ppl to busy to do thier own. She could fold a fitted sheet perfectly. No matter how I try it just doesn’t work for me.

Fold? They are either on the bed or in the washer! I hate putting them back on, though. Elastic all the way around makes it impossible to tell the long side from the short side, and half the time I end up cussing.

Oh, by all means it is extremely necessary to fold fitted sheets neatly as possible. After all, who in their right mind would think of slipping into bed having to lie on rinkles?

RIGHT !!!