F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 25, 2022

I got plenty of nothing and nothing’s plenty for me.

Boy, if it’s $1,200 for nothing, I’d hate to see how much it is for something!

Long ago I demonstrated how to present ‘nothing’ for show and tell to my 2nd grade grandson. I was hoping he would become a stand up comedian and become rich, buy us a house and a car. He’s going to get a history degree and teach……

We call it the “Seinfeld”

Sounds like one that Asimov included in his Treasury of Humor. Seems God was wandering around the desert asking various groups if they’d like to follow His commandments.

Representative of a group of pickpockets heard that one was “thou shalt not steal” and they said that was a deal-breaker for them because how would they make their living?

Then He asked a group of warriors and when they were told that “thou shalt not kill” was on the list they too said no thanks, again because it would interfere too much with their traditions.

Finally God happened to find Moses and asked if he would follow the commandments. Moses said “how much are they?” and God said no charge. Moses said, “great! I’ll take ten!”

Wow! It’s the biggest Silicon Valley startup of all time!!!

Thanks for nothing!

cable aye…….

They got us to buy bottled water…nothing for sale should be easy!

Does that include free shipping?

It is guaranteed to do nothing.

They’ll make millions selling the extended warranty.

The genius of MARKETING!

And I’ll sell someone bitcoin. Anybody interested?

What do you want?Nothing!Then you shall have it, in abundance!

Next week’s Google Fiber TV lineup.

NFTs in a nutshell.

“I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left!”

Nothing upgrades will give you the latest nothing and are free for the first year. Also available, The Emperor’s New Lawsuit, as worn by a former President.

AND…..There are several levels of monthly subscription available.

If Apple were to sell it, people would be lined-up around the block to buy…Nothing.

Billy Preston 1974