Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 02, 2022

A bartender walks into a man and says, “Excuse me.”

They order a double.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Good thing he has his hardhat on.

Horace walks into a bar….the bartender says “Why the long face?”

A paramedic walks into a bar, and sees the moonwalking guy all bruised and gets his mighty kit to repair and fix the fallen….

well… the bar was on Wall Street…!

The Failed Stand-Up Comedian Side of the Horse

A Priest, a Shaman, and a Rabbit walk into a bar and the bartenders says, “What’ll you have?” and the Rabbit replies, “Don’t ask me, I’m only because of autocorrect…”

A dyslexic walks into a bra…

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place. The guy at the counter asks, “What’ll you have?” The Dalai Lama replies, “Make me one with everything.”

I haven’t walked into a bar in a long time

I look where I’m going now, in more ways than one

The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A sheep walks into a bah.

The way I heard it: a paramedic walks into a para-bar.