Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2022

Messy

He’s unbelievable.

Must be a blind date.

Yet gravity still keeps you from floating out into space.

I think she’s better off looking for the eject button!

Science used to mean something before it got hijacked. Now every second “news” article says “According to science…..”

Let me know how that works out. If you survive.

At least he had manners enough to take off his red MAGA hat indoors.

Too bad for her it’s not speed dating.

Why does she have hair sticking out the front and back of her left arm? Are they both that way?

The beauty of science is that you don’t have to “believe” in it for it to be true.

Well, what goes up no longer has to come down, so maybe he’s right.

Ralph conversing with a punctuation

gives me apausetrophe …!

Where’s his stupid red hat?

Trump voter!!! Exit stage right!

Obviously, no chemistry

She should say, “And I don’t believe in dating fools who think science is optional.”

CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)