FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 08, 2022

Confiscate your daughter’s diary, Roger, while you’re still half-asleep (and hope you’re not caught by Paige accusing you of reading it).

Well done Jason

her diary gotta be that interesting for Jason to read (unless maybe he is up to some laughter maybe?)

I don’t think I’ve seen this strip before.

smart kid

Smort

ROGER: I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.

Maybe he could give Elizabeth Patterson advice on reading Michael’s. That came up just the other day in FBorFW.

Also, based on the middle panel it looks like he’s got an overhead light on. Why not just use a lamp on his nightstand?

I thought girls hid their diary’s under the mattress.

And why did you wait this late to brush your teeth, Roger?

NOT well done. Roger, confiscate it, and tell Paige. And let her punish him, she can be far more creative than you!

Roger, just take the diary and ground Jason for two weeks at least, including a mandatory lights out bedtime half an hour before the other two. And talk to Paige about securing her things better.

Jason will regret it if one entry reads “Dear Diary, My little brother is a geek wad!”