FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 18, 2022

What about the blue one? Is it blueberry or raspberry?

Like normal people? Where’s the fun in that???

You want us to eat like normal people. But that wouldn’t annoy you. So no.

Jason? Marcus? Normal? You jest.

You mean, there’s another way of eating them?

Cool pince-nez, Marcus. I can’t wear them. Squish my nose too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvDRfb60nwI OwlKitty!

Such a good punchline!

We are back on track. I have all these strips in a book, so all the Easter strips should have been last week. I guess they wanted to put them after the holiday because they would not have their baskets before.

At least they aren’t molding their jelly beans into the shapes of demons

Maybe if there were any normal people in the house for them to learn from…

normal people don’t eat jelly beans

Bill Amend’s commentary: “I screwed up and forgot to reverse Jason’s hair in the reflections. Forgive me.”

What’s the word on the back of her magazine? “Verson”?

“My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage."

I showed this to one of my brothers who really liked the first ‘Matrix’ movie and he thought it was funny. That WAS a long time ago.

I like jelly beans.