Halloween is my favorite. I buy 5 pounds of chocolate for the kids and 5 pounds for myself. Combine that with Thanksgiving and Christmas, and I’ve gained 20 pounds. It takes me about 10 months to lose it again.
“Mom, the problem is not that I’m not shifting in and out of phase. The problem is that, when I shift out of phase, I keep encountering this girl named Hilary Forth.”
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
seriously
C over 2 years ago
There’s another way?
Imagine over 2 years ago
Tell me about it…
Fortunately, Easter candy is now on sale.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 2 years ago
Halloween is my favorite. I buy 5 pounds of chocolate for the kids and 5 pounds for myself. Combine that with Thanksgiving and Christmas, and I’ve gained 20 pounds. It takes me about 10 months to lose it again.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 2 years ago
Must be a glitch in the Matrix.
mindjob over 2 years ago
Reminds me to test out my new phase shifter
Purple People Eater over 2 years ago
Does Starfleet know of this ability of Jason’s?
michaeljwolff over 2 years ago
“Mom, the problem is not that I’m not shifting in and out of phase. The problem is that, when I shift out of phase, I keep encountering this girl named Hilary Forth.”
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
I try not eat any Easter candy in one sitting.