Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2022

wrongly labelled eh? LOL.

He unloaded.

Everything swept up, that is.

Sneeze again! I need some schmear.

Allergy?

Trading places. :D

Did you hear about the Zen Budhist who went to a hot dog stand and said: “Make me one with everything”?

Great, now he’s gonna fail his drugs test….

He could’ve at least sneezed into the crook of his arm…

Oops. This is why you’re supposed to cover a sneeze.

Ew

OK. I’ll ask again. If an everything bagel has all the toppings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

Should have been wearing a mask.

That’s how the coronavirus works.

If one bagel in a bag is an everything bagel, then every bagel in the bag will be an everything bagel.

My Lady calls them everywhere bagels because I leave seeds all over the place.

Grossicles

Love it! Priceless! And yet another example of why this comic has the final slot in my comics feed: I save the best for last. Well done!

Where is the sneeze bar?

See we still need masks!

Eww.

It took me three beats to finally get it! Make mine an onion bagel, or sesame if they’re out of my fav.