Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 09, 2022

They don’t measure intelligence either, or hat size.

I like your attitude, Aunty!

Then you don’t need a scale, Aunty. I keep my scale in my bedroom.

I’m not sure of what’s the measure of “sexy”, Aunty, but your readings wouldn’t be off the charts, I’m certain.

She’d get a negative reading….

Scales are for fish.

Just like beauty, sexy is in the eye of the beholder.

My hubby thinks I’m beautiful and sexy. I think he’s handsome and sexy. I suppose I’m a bit above average, and hubby is certainly so.

mhm …….. neither mirrors do

I gave up sexy a long time ago.

C’mon Aunty. Your doctor keeps you informed on fat.

And in San Francisco, they have “sidewalk” scales.

What does measure sexy?

Times I’ve been overweight, on our old fashioned scale, if I leaned to one side or the other, it registered less. Called kidding yourself.

That’s a good thing, you wouldn’t like the results.