Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 26, 2022

Not even lizard or insect people?

Spider people are the weirdest.

I resent that!

They’re weird. Often the bird outlives them.

Fish people?

Pod people?

people who collect snakes are weird, people who keep birds in cages are just cruel…

How about bicyclists who wear those tight pants?

I have transitioned from Turtle Lady to Crazy Chicken Lady.

I love birds – Quail, Pheasant, Dove. Hum Hum – good eats.

‘Bird feet’ wrapped around your finger feels funny.

I like dogs; I tolerate cats.

lizard people…..

Yankee fans don’t like Orioles

Who’s a good raptor?

What about people that have all three?

Well, he looks like a Yankees fan and there is no redemption for people of that ilk.

Hoping that the bird leaves its mark on that cap of his!

My late loving wife and I were both cat and dog people, and for a brief moment we tried to have a bird too. The bird was too much for my late loving wife with all of the squawking, it hurt her ears and head.

Perfect hat for that bird to take a dump on :-)

You “hear” that, Meg??!! ;~)

Yes! Yes we are!

I like dogs. It’s dog owners I can’t stand.

No, listening to your dog bark is not music to my ears.

No, your dog charging at me or snarling as I walk by is not cute.

No, siccing your dog on squirrels and bunnies is neither cute nor harmless. I have seen so many little animals attacked and left to die a slow and painful death as you walk away.

No, your muddy and smelly dog jumping on me is not sweet and endearing. (And not once has a dog owner paid for my clothes their dog ruined.)

No, stepping in your dog’s droppings on the sidewalk is not decorating my shoes.

And then one thing that seems to be new in my neighborhood, but rapidly growing every day in popularity: the owner actually picks up the doggy-do in a little bag and then drops and leaves the poo bag on the sidewalk.

What about us folks that choose to enjoy an aquarium full of colorful tropical fish. A true stress reliever.

There’s nothing wrong with bird, fish, reptile, or rodent people.

Not sure I want to know how Aunty feels about us goat people.

How about lizard and snake people?

I am a reptile person, honestly, and I am proud of it. I have had cats and dogs my entire life, and I loved them all, but I prefer reptiles.