Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 20, 2022

And she doesn’t even want to share it with Walt.

Amen!

A nice dinner with leftovers for the next day.

“Do you want that cut into 8 pieces or 10?”

“Just 8 please. I’m not hungry enough to eat 10.”

uh no one wanna be right ever when it comes to pizza

Right? Left? It’s all circular!

i just shake my head and smile now when i recall the bad ol’ days hangin’ out with the boys at shakey’s for all you can eat pizza and what we did was down pitchers…

The only thing wrong is it isn’t a twofer. :-}

When the 24-inch pizza is invented, we will need larger ovens and bigger boxes.

Only two feet to heaven.

That’s what they all say..12 inches? I doubt it.

It should have been, “If loving 24 inch pizzas is wrong I don’t want to be right”

Yup!

No way to keep your girlish figure, but I agree.

♪If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right♪

24" pizza = 452.16 sq in . That’s equal to Pi (3.14) square feet !

A funny coincidence, … or a sinister plot by the Illiterati !? Stay aware.

Must be ’Merica. Here that would be enough for 4 people. Yeah, you could feed a village, … even several nations with what you throw away each day.

Pardon me, it’s one of your Rights.

I can remember when all Pizza shops offered 18 inch pizzas.

People who paid attention in Geometry knew that the 18 inch was a real Bargain because all the people who Failed Geometry kept insisting that the 18 inch was only 1 1/2 times as large as the 12 inch and refused to Pay what the 18 inch was really worth.

Those of us who had paid attention knew that the 18 inch was actually 4 times as much Pizza and would happily take the Bargain and Pig Out.