Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 12, 2022

Plan spelled backwards is NALP.

Wonder how many appointments aunty has made then forgotten to go to.

LOL

I write myself notes and forget where I left them.

uhh let’s not remind each other that we got older…. please? sigh

“Where did that wine come from?”

Now, why am I having this party?

sorry, what was your name again…?

My memory is fine. What were we talking about?

if it weren’t from the constant interruptions from those with bad memories, I wouldn’t have any troubles

I wonder what this key goes to?

Now why did I come here?

I hate it when I find a small scrap of paper with a phone number on it. Only the number, no name, no memory of who’s number it is.

During Christmas shopping, I pick up stuff for me and wrap it. I am always very surprised to see what I am getting

or run for congress.