Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 04, 2022

It’s an abomination.

I wonder about the remaining 5% …

Aunty is not one to beat about the bush.

Ew.

Ooo…celery as a pizza topping! I’ll have to try that!

Celery and pimento cheese sticks. I miss my Mother.

pickled celery can’t be beat…

It burns more calories to eat celery than you get from eating celery.

Hey Aunty, I hope that is organic celery!

Onions, celery, bell peppers. The Cajun Holy Trinity.

Celerey is to accompnay chicken wings, not pizza

How that find its way into your house?

You could put small slices of celery mixed in with the small pineapple cubes on your veggie pizza.

Then why bother?

My niece is mildly allergic to celery. She didn’t realize until she was in her 30s that everyone’s mouth doesn’t go numb when they eat the stuff!