He could apply for a job doing voice overs for Rick and Morty.
He’s got a sports car – a Chevy Eno El Camino.
yeah…….. tell me about it
Some women do say they want a man who can make them laugh, but belching the alphabet isn’t that funny.
Women don’t really want a man, they just want his money.
Before we got married, my wife said “I love your sense of humor.” Now, she says “Everything’s a joke to you.”
That’s no way to talk about Lola…
I could belch out E-I-S-E-N-H-O-W-E-R. Did me well in grade school, I’ll have to ask the wife if that would have made me more attractive.
At least Eno got one thing right for a change.
Bruuuuurrrrppppp!!!
Physically fit? Sigh…
I never learned to belch on command or under any sort of control. Whenever I try, I throw up. …not all that attractive.
I can’t do the alphabet but I can belch a short sentence.
Yes Eno women are weird, what with their misplaced priorities and everything! I think they’re from Venus.
If he wants a woman in his life, he might want to consider what women are looking for. After all, women have to put up with a lot, too.
I know some women who can belch the alphabet, or come pretty close.
Today ENO proved what a GREAT catch he would be. Now, the ladies need to find a vaccine which protects them from him.
I know a few guys that always dated attractive women, and the closest they came to a “stable job” was always shoveling sh*t.
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sirbadger over 2 years ago
He could apply for a job doing voice overs for Rick and Morty.
Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s got a sports car – a Chevy Eno El Camino.
seanfear over 2 years ago
yeah…….. tell me about it
saywhatwhat over 2 years ago
Some women do say they want a man who can make them laugh, but belching the alphabet isn’t that funny.
Ubintold over 2 years ago
Women don’t really want a man, they just want his money.
Otto Knowbetter over 2 years ago
Before we got married, my wife said “I love your sense of humor.” Now, she says “Everything’s a joke to you.”
kgs over 2 years ago
That’s no way to talk about Lola…
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
I could belch out E-I-S-E-N-H-O-W-E-R. Did me well in grade school, I’ll have to ask the wife if that would have made me more attractive.
joegeethree over 2 years ago
At least Eno got one thing right for a change.
Knightman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bruuuuurrrrppppp!!!
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Physically fit? Sigh…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I never learned to belch on command or under any sort of control. Whenever I try, I throw up. …not all that attractive.
assrdood over 2 years ago
I can’t do the alphabet but I can belch a short sentence.
tiomax over 2 years ago
Yes Eno women are weird, what with their misplaced priorities and everything! I think they’re from Venus.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
If he wants a woman in his life, he might want to consider what women are looking for. After all, women have to put up with a lot, too.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
I know some women who can belch the alphabet, or come pretty close.
daleandkristen over 2 years ago
Today ENO proved what a GREAT catch he would be. Now, the ladies need to find a vaccine which protects them from him.
adrianrune over 2 years ago
I know a few guys that always dated attractive women, and the closest they came to a “stable job” was always shoveling sh*t.