Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 01, 2022

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Crowd sourcing such things actually seems to work pretty well in practice. Though you do have to give them a little skin in the game to get best results (“Buy a share of what I get for only $1.00” for instance.)

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    A new wish policy established includes an expiration time.

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    Rickel1955  over 2 years ago

    Must be an American.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Sorry master. Your wish is cancelled!

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    Congratulations on winning the sweepstake, dear user. But first I need your social security number and credit card before I can verify that you are the person for whom these free gifts are intended.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If that is gold all around you; I don’t think you need to ask to be “rich”…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Using his phone to set his preference for the genie’s color.

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    mikeywilly  over 2 years ago

    Way to go, let other morons do your thinking for you, that way it aint your fault

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    Ukko wilko  over 2 years ago

    O.K., how about I turn you into a radish while I’m waiting?

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