Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 27, 2022

Wait! Caffeine is what God gave us because he wanted us to be productive‽‽ And here I always thought it was beer, because he wanted us to be happy!

Okay, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

That’s the stuff of ambition, as Dolly Parton knows.

Gee, Dad, you couldn’t get me a Vente?

Is it Starbucks?

There is NO life without coffee!

God proving his multi-tasking abilities. He’ll be ironing shirts next, you’ll see.

And appearing on toast.

Costa Rican?

Today’s strip is brought to you by ……..café

God is the barista at a drive-thru coffee shop. Passing out the spark of life for every car to stop.

The magic touch….

This classic painting is brought to you by the good folks at Charbucks.

Hope he put a shot of Irish whiskey to get through the rest of the day.

Where’s the aquavit?

Never have learned all the vocabulary to order that fancy coffee

And God gave unto me Nuclear Coffee, and I saw that it was good

A little off topic, but I always wondered who sits at the left hand of the Father.

Make mine a double.

I got to see the Vatican the year before everything went to Hell. I was in awe throughout.