Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 25, 2022

I’ve found that the little toe works equally well.

It also helps keep things from breaking when they fall off the counter…

I use my shin myself.

Growing up I was constantly stubbing my big toe. Had a permanent owie.

I always wondered why Grandpa wore boots in the house at night. We didn’t have electric just oil lanterns and outhouse out back down the hill.

He’s lucky he doesn’t have gout, that’s real pain.

And for finding hairballs made at Hairball O’clock (4am)

In my case it’s the whole thing from the knees down

I stubbed my little toe on the walker a week ago, and I bruised it all to heck.

An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn’t always gonna be here to be that big toe for us

I got up in the middle of the night last night to stub my toe and ended up accidentally going to the bathroom.