Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 16, 2022

Can’t hollar or talk with your feet stuffed in yer mouth Aunty.

In my case, they’d better have gloves and other medical supplies. I’m too much work for kidnappers. Red Chief would be easy compared to me.

…or she’ll sing.

Seems she never heard of Duct Tape!!

Who would want to kidnap Auntie in the first place?

anybody who would kidnap auntie would be a glutton for punishment…

i almost thought that she was going to say TWINKIES…then i read earplugs (darn)…

Those look like wine corks.

Was? Past tense?

A gag would be better. But then who would pay to get her back?