F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 05, 2022

I thought the species of bear on the California state flag was extinct, or at least no longer found in the state. Was I misinformed?

Does Superman eat superfoods?

Come on, Junior, we can’t all eat Clark Kent!

Kale to the Chief!

Natural berries and nuts-baked into a sticky sugar sweetened block of overly processed grain. Wrapped in a natural metallic envelope marked ‘natural’ and ‘organic’ priced beyond my means to ‘eat healthy’.

“Yeah, well, the superfoods are locked up in better garbage bins these days. So you’ll eat what I forage and like it.”

He only eats vegans.

He’s going to be on his own now. Mom is not a happy bear. I wanted to say “camper,” but that really doesn’t fit properly here.

California is now a third world country. The primitives are eating the bears.

As the cub heads to the blueberry bush…