The mailman could get on the couch…..because the dogs are not allowed up there.
That would be preferable to being the only Fire Hydrant or Tree
Why?… Afraid that you might find out that you have some postage due?
Now that’s scared.
Tiffany must be a Cooper’s hawk. They eat other birds.
Tiffany Ann?? Let me guess. . .
It would be funny to see all those well-bred dogs running after a mailman. Maybe not for the mailman, though.
Old times; when dogs could run loose and mail carriers walked their route.
does Tiffany bite ?
Nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Come on Cosmo, keep a stiff upper beak.
… or as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of old folks in rocking chairs!
Now that is what I would call fearful, not nervous
Nervous as a wh*re on the front row of a revival meeting!
Just don’t wear the uniform whilst on the date! ;-)
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
The mailman could get on the couch…..because the dogs are not allowed up there.
j_m_kuehl over 2 years ago
That would be preferable to being the only Fire Hydrant or Tree
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why?… Afraid that you might find out that you have some postage due?
saylorgirl over 2 years ago
Now that’s scared.
Ichabod Ferguson over 2 years ago
Tiffany must be a Cooper’s hawk. They eat other birds.
1953Baby over 2 years ago
Tiffany Ann?? Let me guess. . .
e.groves over 2 years ago
It would be funny to see all those well-bred dogs running after a mailman. Maybe not for the mailman, though.
david_42 over 2 years ago
Old times; when dogs could run loose and mail carriers walked their route.
[Unnamed Reader - 5d506f] over 2 years ago
does Tiffany bite ?
The Anderson over 2 years ago
Nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Come on Cosmo, keep a stiff upper beak.
Linguist over 2 years ago
… or as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of old folks in rocking chairs!
daddo52 over 2 years ago
Now that is what I would call fearful, not nervous
wlbr549 over 2 years ago
Nervous as a wh*re on the front row of a revival meeting!
wiatr over 2 years ago
Just don’t wear the uniform whilst on the date! ;-)