Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Uhmm, ok…??

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    Robert4170  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb causing mischief.

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Oh I get it, he Farts, she Darts….Happy couple.

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    Cupid she ain’t!

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    Leroy  almost 3 years ago

    ~~ Think, Bob, Think!! What did the therapist say about subtext?? ~~

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    suv2000  almost 3 years ago

    Boy you need to pay more attention to your woman

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    Farside99  almost 3 years ago

    One month after Valentine’s day, and Cupid isn’t around.

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    gravygraves  almost 3 years ago
    the book’s title is " the story of Bleeb"
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    C  almost 3 years ago

    That sums up a lot, doesn’t it?

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    momofalex7  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb has his own book?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Do-it-yourself suction cup therapy?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Sometimes she feels like she’d like to shoot her husband, but she really doesn’t want to kill him. This may be the safest way for her now (to deal with her aggressive feelings).

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    mandy052878  almost 3 years ago

    Where can I buy that book?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Kind of a peculiar way to give a hickey.

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    Hmmm. Whatever turns you on, I guess.

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    W͛h͛i͛z͛z͛e͛r͛P͛u͛p͛  almost 3 years ago

    She doesn’t have a headache, he does.

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    Technicholls  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb watch out for the dust bunnies and monsters that live under the bed. And can you sign a copy of your book for me? PLEASE…

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 3 years ago

    why does he have to read his autobiography?

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    epaphus8  almost 3 years ago

    Obviously fiction—no woman would use toy darts!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Be happy it’s a toy gun….

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    kwardecke Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Definition : Bleeb. A really annoying, stupid or idiotic person

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    Prey  almost 3 years ago

    Imagine if this were reversed.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t get it! Oh wait! It must be because he’s… and the darts are…

    … nope, still don’t get it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb is all smiles.

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    davanden  almost 3 years ago

    Is there a gag here?

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 3 years ago

    And this answers the question from a few weeks ago as to McPherson acknowledging Bleeb’s name, as well as hinting that he may read the comments here.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She is craving for some affection!

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    RadioDial Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Caption to be supplied tomorrow. Stay tuned! (or not)

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    Perkycat  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a big book. Bleeb must have quite a story!

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    paulscon  almost 3 years ago

    A bleeb is A really annoying, stupid or idiotic person. Sounds like the wife since she’s shooting him with darts. Or him and he has to read a book about it? Working too hard to find the humor here.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb hater?

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    I guess this is bring your own caption day. Sorry, too much work for a Monday.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 3 years ago

    I’ll provide the caption.

    Barbara had been telling Dan for weeks to stop reading the Bleeb stories out loud.

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    scpandich  almost 3 years ago

    I want that book!

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    scpandich  almost 3 years ago

    And look! Bleeb is there to do the audiobook version live!

    Unfortunately, he only does it in Bleeb-ese.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    I think she wants attention, but I could be wrong. At least the darts have suction cups instead of arrow heads …

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    The Tooninator creator almost 3 years ago

    Somehow the caption was left off of this cartoon. Apologies, folks!

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Cupid’s arrows mustn’t have worked

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