Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 12, 2022

. . . he said syruptitiously.

People rarely ask me “who are you?”, but several times a week someone asks “how are you?” which is even trickier to answer. After all, how does a subjective self “be” in the first place?

“Tres interesting”, eh? Strange name.

“…but that’s not important right now.”

Who, not what.

Perception is tricky like that.

All this waffle talk got me thinking…don’t they make vegan sausages these days?

I’m not sure I like this dog. He sounds too much like me.

That dog needs a hug!

I like this dude

No, he didn’t waffle at all.

“OK, let’s just call you ‘Waffle’.”

Ha!